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omeglow.

Posted by Fawx - June 19th, 2009


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi.
You: learn to type homo
You: fuck you
You: suck my dick
You: why are you insulting me
Stranger: -Hug.-
Stranger: Are you okay?
Stranger: Do you have a happy life?
You: no my mother sticks glass coca-cola bottles inside my anus of course im not happy
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: You're cute.
You: dont fucking belittle me i live with 3 mothers and a retarded brother who is able to suck his own dick
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: Your brother can perform auto-fellatio?
Stranger: Lucky bastard, I say.
You: you have no idea how much envy i have for him
You: i cant live with it
You: i have a fucking gun
Stranger: Well, I hope you don't do anything rash.
You: i have a rash on my penis which eats away my flesh ever so lightly
You: it itches
You: but when i scratch it
You: it grows a mouth and starts shouting the lyrics to billy jean
Stranger: Well, I'm going to leave now.
Stranger: I hope you have a happy day!
Stranger: Bye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: my penis
You: is pussing out black stuff
Stranger: ~~~~~~~~asl?
You: black black and black
You: should i try eating this black stuff
Stranger: i think so
You: ok let me put some salt
Stranger: haha~~~~
Stranger: asl?
You: damn it tastes like moldy pizza
Stranger: what are you doing now?
You: im trying different spices on the black stuff
You: mozzarella cheese makes it seem like my grandma
Stranger: my god,we are chatting!!!!!
You: my dick is now making a soft squeaky sound
Stranger: asl???????????????????????????????????
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You: pepper actually makes it tastes good
You: i wonder if i put it between 2 slices of bread
You: if it would taste amazing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Comments

Man you change your icons and shit alot y0

Omegle is the shit.

haha i love that site

Who doesn't love omegle? Also, nice arts.

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you and me.

under da sea.

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