coca-cola + mentos.

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Stranger: Hi.
You: learn to type homo
You: fuck you
You: suck my dick
You: why are you insulting me
Stranger: -Hug.-
Stranger: Are you okay?
Stranger: Do you have a happy life?
You: no my mother sticks glass coca-cola bottles inside my anus of course im not happy
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: You're cute.
You: dont fucking belittle me i live with 3 mothers and a retarded brother who is able to suck his own dick
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: Your brother can perform auto-fellatio?
Stranger: Lucky bastard, I say.
You: you have no idea how much envy i have for him
You: i cant live with it
You: i have a fucking gun
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You: i have a rash on my penis which eats away my flesh ever so lightly
You: it itches
You: but when i scratch it
You: it grows a mouth and starts shouting the lyrics to billy jean
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Stranger: I hope you have a happy day!
Stranger: Bye!
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You: my penis
You: is pussing out black stuff
Stranger: ~~~~~~~~asl?
You: black black and black
You: should i try eating this black stuff
Stranger: i think so
You: ok let me put some salt
Stranger: haha~~~~
Stranger: asl?
You: damn it tastes like moldy pizza
Stranger: what are you doing now?
You: im trying different spices on the black stuff
You: mozzarella cheese makes it seem like my grandma
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You: my dick is now making a soft squeaky sound
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You: pepper actually makes it tastes good
You: i wonder if i put it between 2 slices of bread
You: if it would taste amazing
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well its pretty much summer for me and im extremely happy because now i have time to work on more stuff for you beautiful people. i also submitted a new toon recently.

what i plan to do over the summer.

if you havent seen this before, john k's blog is really helpful and ive been learning a bit from it. so keep an eye out for stuff that is less shit than before!

here is a clown.

hey everyone. so, im having a problem here. i have two games that i was working on, and my programmer up and quit on me! so now, i need you. no, not you personally unless you are very good in actionscript, is on aim or msn quite often, and isnt a douche. to kind of get a glimpse of what you would be working with, here is a demo reel of some stuff i dont know.

no, i do not need a musician. i have a certain hopeku for that. check his stuff out! its great!

in other news, summer is almost here, and i want a job animating. so if you need something animation or art related, im here! so to end this post, here is a video Harry showed me.

see when i remove the "L" in "swine flu" it becomes "swine f u". which refers to "pig fuckers".

hello everyone how is your mother. swell probably because its mothers day. pico day was also pretty swell. i saw tons of great flashes and had fun looking at them all day. if you havent seen mine, here you go i guess. time bit chunks of my ear off so this is what i got. speaking of pico, im working on a GAME OH MY GOD. pico day is over but i like him. we bought ice-cream.

in other news, im probably getting a new computer. i tried redownloading mabinogi to play with my friend but it wont let me. i also cant download the new msn messenger due to some unknown shit, and everything failed so i guess this is what im going to do.

and to those who question if i am a spammer, an artist, a spic or whatever, this is my answer:

yeah.

its not really that funny.

today is the day the world finally opened their eyes to realize that there ARE retarded people in the world.

but this post isnt about that. its to tell you im live streaming on ustream! thats right folks for a limited time you can watch me work on my pico cartoon and as a special i can show you my awesome third nipple.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/channel-
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OH

i also bought onslaught on wiiware the other day. its totally sweet. if you wanna play my friend code is 4726-4280-9678.

stay frosty.

shmeckelbot says:
bh3
chris t says:
MHM SOON
shmeckelbot says:
you said it was done
chris t says:
no
shmeckelbot says:
do i HAVE to show you the newspost
chris t says:
sooooooon
shmeckelbot says:
how soon
chris t says:
dunno
chris t says:
its just two scenes left
shmeckelbot says:
then why the hell did you say it was done
chris t says:
cuz i said it was soon done
chris t says:

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Bh3 is soon done
Posted by oldlyshapedchris [Edit] Apr. 5, 2009 @ 8:25 PM EDT

also i drew an old man.
shmeckelbot says:
about that too
shmeckelbot says:
stop stealing every style i leave behind
chris t says:
yeah right
chris t says:
stop it
chris t says:
we had a cool conversation
shmeckelbot says:
ok
shmeckelbot says:
wow im looking at the drawing again
shmeckelbot says:
seriously cut it out
chris t says:
Ha ha.. i havnt done anything man.. ur a good drawer but make a plot
shmeckelbot says:
youre one to talk
chris t says:
yeah
shmeckelbot says:
big heads 2 was just a bunch of bullshit going on while people with halo helmets were just saying some unfunny crap
shmeckelbot says:
someone even wrote a review
chris t says:
Mhmm...you make acid tripps......nuff said
chris t says:
wow
shmeckelbot says:
borntobyte makes 'acid trips'
chris t says:
yes.. i dont like his animations
shmeckelbot says:
if things are artistically valid then -
shmeckelbot says:
wow
shmeckelbot says:
tell me
shmeckelbot says:
who DO you like
chris t says:
eric sullivan waterman legandery frog (older works)
shmeckelbot says:
are you fucking serious
chris t says:
i dont think the animation is the most importent
shmeckelbot says:
legendary frog
shmeckelbot says:
are you
shmeckelbot says:
are you serious
chris t says:
haha sorry for having an "opinion" if you know that word
shmeckelbot says:
saying that your favorite animator is one of the biggest faggots ever spawned is not an opinion
chris t says:
why is he so bad? beacuse he tweens?
shmeckelbot says:
no
shmeckelbot says:
because he SOLELY relies on tweens, everything he makes is 100% unfunny, and hes a terrible voice-actor
shmeckelbot says:
and he also relies a lot on other people's character
chris t says:
and foamy.. i think hes funny, im sorry........animation isnt the best but that doesnt matter shit
shmeckelbot says:
...
chris t says:
you remind me of those assholes on school, im sorry but lately you have been critisising every single sentence stop it. dont be a dickkid
shmeckelbot says:
you remind me of one of those general 13 year old faggots OOOHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT